Q: What is the best way to get to school in January?
A: By icicle!
Q: What’s for breakfast on really cold January days?
A: Snowflakes.
Q: What do you call a penguin in the Sahara Desert?
A: Lost.
Q: What do you call a snowman in August?
A: A puddle.
Q: Where do snowmen love to dance?
A: At a snowball!
Q: Why don’t you see penguins in Britain?
A: They’re afraid of Wales.
Q: What is the best breakfast cereal to eat in the winter?
A: Frosted flakes.
Q: What do you call an elderly snowman?
A: Water.
Cites – https://www.goodhousekeeping.com/holidays/christmas-ideas/a35399/christmas-jokes/
