Horoscopes

Horoscopes

Mira Clayborn and Emma Ortiz

Aries (March 21- April 19): It is the night before school and you are up all night like you have been for the past three days because you and your friend have been trying to break the world record for longest FaceTime. Your mom has been so angry and tonight especially because she says you need your sleep before school. You have been trying to convince her it doesn’t matter because it is online anyway but she won’t change her mind. You found out the record was actually only two days so you and your friend broke the record!

 

Taurus (April 20- May 20): You get home after a long day at school and the first thing you do is throw off your shoes and backpack and flop onto your bed. The second you hit the bed something feels bumpy. You check under the sheets and find a notebook with your name written on it and rules on how to use it. The notebook had magical spells to use whenever you needed it. You now use it daily and it helps with everyday tasks. 

 

Gemini (May 21- June 20): You have been searching for the perfect gift for your friend when one day you found it! An iPad on sale for $30! You bought it immediately and wrapped it up to give to your friend the next day. In the morning it wasn’t where you left! You looked everywhere and it was nowhere to be found!

 

Cancer (June 21- July 22): You are walking through the streets and see a man with no money. You have very little money, but you decide to give the only $20 dollars you have to him anyways. The next day you walk down the same street and see the same man. With the money you gave him, he won the lottery! Thanks to your kind heart he splits the money with you.

 

Leo (July 23- August 22): The first day of school is here and you are so bored you decide to make a TikTok. You go through a lot of ideas but decide on a comedy about online school. After you post it and wait a couple hours you realize it has a ton of views and likes! All of a sudden you are TikTok famous!

 

Virgo (August 23- September 22): You are in the science lab experimenting with different chemicals and substances when suddenly the chemicals fizz together and create something unique, but you didn’t know what it could be used for. You go to pet your dog when a drop of the substance falls on him! Somehow, the substance made your dog be able to talk! You then sell your product and make millions of dollars from it!

 

Libra (September 23- October 22): You are sitting staring at your computer while the teacher is talking about something with cells and genes that you don’t understand. All of sudden you reach to grab a drink of water when you notice your computer is smoking! The screen goes black and then a genie shoots out from the computer. He grants you three wishes! You wish for… 

 

Scorpio (October 23- November 21): Your best friend is having a rough day so you buy them a gift that consists of a two piece necklace so you can both wear. What you didn’t know when you bought the gift was that when you put the pieces together, it creates a spark that automatically brings joy to the two of you. So you continue to use that necklace forever. 

 

Sagittarius (November 22- December 21): You are taking your daily walk through the park thinking about school because it is starting in just 2 days. You are lost in a daydream and you forget that you are walking. When you come out of the daydream you realize that you are in a place you have never seen before! You keep trying to find a way out of the woods you seem to be lost in when all of a sudden the trees start singing and sawing to the same rhythm! You are so confused at first but then you realize they are telling you how to get out of the woods! You thank them and run back to the park!

 

Capricorn (December 22- January 19): You are eating dinner at the dinner table when you taste something hard in your soup. You decide it must be nothing important so you swallow it anyways. After a few days, you feel something interesting in your stomach! That hard piece you swallowed was part of a potion that your witch neighbor slipped into your soup. You can now teleport anywhere you want.

 

Aquarius (January 20- February 18): You are cooking a cake because you are so bored and have nothing better to do when you decide to put your recipe on your Instagram! You post what ingredients you need and the steps to make the cake! When you wake up you find out that your recipe has become “famous”! Many people are trying it out and saying it is the easiest and best cake recipe ever! You decide to take advantage and make a box cake mix as well. It became the best selling box cake mix ever and people are buying from all over the world!

Pisces (February 19- March 20): You are outside swimming in your pool with your friends. You go under and try to pull them under too. Once you are underwater you get trapped under a toy and you can’t come up for air! You are gasing and gasing trying to get air when you realise that you are breathing underwater! Then, the water starts swirling around you sucking you in and you get pulled through some small pipes and spit out into the ocean. You become a mermaid!