Cheese Puns

Relax. Just take it cheesy.

Please brie mine.

Life’s so gouda.

She’s my soul swisster.

Cheesy Jokes

Q: How can you make a mouse smile?

A: Say Cheese

Q: What did the piece of cheddar cheese say to the ghost?

A: Don’t scare me I’m lac – ghost intolerant

Corny Jokes

Q: What do you call a pig that does karate?

A: A pork chop

Q: Why did the bike fall over?

A: It was two tired

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?

A: In case he got a hole in one

Q: What did the golfer bring two pairs of pants 

A: In case he got a hole in one

Q: What did the policeman say to his belly button?

A: You’re under a vest

Q: Why don’t eggs tell jokes?

A: They crack up too easily

Q: What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

A: Reali-tea

Q: What kind of cheese isn’t yours?

A: Nacho cheese

Q: What did one hat say to the other?

A: You stay here. I’ll go on ahead

Cites

https://www.goodhousekeeping.com/life/entertainment/a41779929/corny-jokes/