Cheesy Jokes

Cheesy Jokes

Kassidy Brackett, Reporter

Q: What did the sheep say to the other sheep on Valentine’s day?

A: “I love ewe!” 


Q: What did the Cat say to his Valentine?

A: “You’re purr-fect for me!”


Q: Who always has a date for Valentine’s day?

A: A Calendar!


Q: What did the stamp say to the envelope? 

A: “I’m stuck on you!”


Q: Why are artichokes the most loving vegetable? 

A: Because they have a heart!


Q: What did the Honey Bee say to the other?

A: “I am so happy to bee with you!”