Cheesy Jokes

Cheesy Jokes

Kassidy Brackett, Reporter

Q: What did the sheep say to the other sheep on Valentine’s day?

A: “I love ewe!” 

 

Q: What did the Cat say to his Valentine?

A: “You’re purr-fect for me!”

 

Q: Who always has a date for Valentine’s day?

A: A Calendar!

 

Q: What did the stamp say to the envelope? 

A: “I’m stuck on you!”

 

Q: Why are artichokes the most loving vegetable? 

A: Because they have a heart!

 

Q: What did the Honey Bee say to the other?

A: “I am so happy to bee with you!” 

 

Cites 

https://www.etsy.com/listing/1150240645/valentine-riddles-game-for-kids