Cheesy Jokes

Cheesy Jokes

Kassidy Brackett, Reporter

Q: What is the coldest month of the year?

A: Decemburrrrr!

 

Q: What do you call a cow at the north pole?

A: An Eski-moo!

 

Q: What is special about the Christmas alphabet that you don’t find in the English alphabet?

A: It has NO-EL!

 

Q: What does Santa Clause use when he goes skiing?

A: A North Pole!

 

Q: What is Frosty the Snowman’s favorite breakfast cereal?

A: Snow-FLAKES!

 

Q: What does Frosty the Snowman take when he gets sick?

A: A chill pill!

 

Citations:

https://www.riddlesandanswers.com/tag/december-riddles/

https://olmercyca.org/december-calendar/