Cheesy Jokes


Kassidy Brackett, Reporter

Q: What do Turkeys like to eat on Thanksgiving?

A: Nothing! They’re already stuffed!


Q: What smells best on Thanksgiving?

A: Your nose!


Q: If April showers bring May flowers, what do Mayflowers bring?

A: Pilgrims!


Q: What is the difference between Thanksgiving and April Fools day?

A: On one, you’re thankful, and on the other, you’re prankful!


Q: Why didn’t the Pilgrims tell secrets in the cornfield?

A: Because the corn had ears!


Q: If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for?

A: Their age!