Q: What do Turkeys like to eat on Thanksgiving?

A: Nothing! They’re already stuffed!

Q: What smells best on Thanksgiving?

A: Your nose!

Q: If April showers bring May flowers, what do Mayflowers bring?

A: Pilgrims!

Q: What is the difference between Thanksgiving and April Fools day?

A: On one, you’re thankful, and on the other, you’re prankful!

Q: Why didn’t the Pilgrims tell secrets in the cornfield?

A: Because the corn had ears!

Q: If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for?

A: Their age!

Citations:

https://bvwnews.com/opinion/2017/11/09/november-the-boring-month-of-fall/

https://www.riddlesandanswers.com/tag/thanksgiving-riddles/