Cheesy Jokes


Kassidy Brackett, Reporter

Q: What does Tweety Bird say on October 31st?

A: Twick or Tweet!


Q: How do vampires get clean in October?

A: They take blood baths!


Q: If October was a shape, which shape would it be?

A: An Octagon!


Q: Why does the ground love Autumn so much?

A: Because it makes the leaves fall for them!


Q: What did the ghost do on his October Anniversary?

A: He spent time with his Boo!


Q: How did the ghost repair a rip in a sheet?

A: With a Pumpkin Patch!


Q: Why did the skeleton not go to the dance?

A: He had no-body to go with! (And he didn’t have the guts to ask)