Cheesy Jokes
October 4, 2022
Q: What does Tweety Bird say on October 31st?
A: Twick or Tweet!
Q: How do vampires get clean in October?
A: They take blood baths!
Q: If October was a shape, which shape would it be?
A: An Octagon!
Q: Why does the ground love Autumn so much?
A: Because it makes the leaves fall for them!
Q: What did the ghost do on his October Anniversary?
A: He spent time with his Boo!
Q: How did the ghost repair a rip in a sheet?
A: With a Pumpkin Patch!
Q: Why did the skeleton not go to the dance?
A: He had no-body to go with! (And he didn’t have the guts to ask)
Citations:
https://www.riddlesandanswers.com/tag/october-riddles/#ixzz7d1XJ5rvk
https://www.thefactsite.com/october-facts/