Cheesy Jokes

Kassidy Brackett, Reporter

Q: What does Tweety Bird say on October 31st?

A: Twick or Tweet!

 

Q: How do vampires get clean in October?

A: They take blood baths!

 

Q: If October was a shape, which shape would it be?

A: An Octagon!

 

Q: Why does the ground love Autumn so much?

A: Because it makes the leaves fall for them!

 

Q: What did the ghost do on his October Anniversary?

A: He spent time with his Boo!

 

Q: How did the ghost repair a rip in a sheet?

A: With a Pumpkin Patch!

 

Q: Why did the skeleton not go to the dance?

A: He had no-body to go with! (And he didn’t have the guts to ask)

 

Citations:

https://www.riddlesandanswers.com/tag/october-riddles/#ixzz7d1XJ5rvk

https://www.thefactsite.com/october-facts/