March Horoscopes

March Horoscopes

Kassidy Brackett, Reporter

Aries (March 21 – April 19): You will get very lucky soon, as long as you are kind to everyone.

 

Taurus (April 20 – May 20): Make sure you wear green on St. Patrick’s Day! You don’t want to get pinched!

 

Gemini (May 21 – June 20): Have you ever tried Irish Soda Bread? If you haven’t, you really should try it! You might like it a lot!

 

Cancer (June 21 – July 22): If you see a rainbow in the next month, maybe if you try hard enough, and believe, and follow the rainbow, you might get lucky and find the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow!

 

Leo (July 23 – August 22): Can you catch a leprechaun? You might get extra lucky this year! You are very good at making traps for Leprechauns, try it out!

 

Virgo (August 23 – September 22): You will be very lucky for at least one day this month. Will you find a four leaf clover? A pot of gold? A leprechaun? 

 

Libra (September 23 – October 22):  To catch a leprechaun, take this hint into account: They absolutely love gold! You can use it as a lure. 

 

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21): Try spending some time today learning about Ireland and its culture. Research the story behind St. Patrick’s day! It is very interesting, and you might like to know more about it. This might help you in the future. 

 

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21):  If you forget to wear green, watch out! You might get a ton of pinches! 

 

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19): Luck comes in threes. Sometimes it’s bad luck, and sometimes it’s good luck. What is important is to always stay optimistic. 

 

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18): Try spreading luck and holiday joy to anyone you meet! All the good deeds you do will be rewarded with good karma. 

 

Pisces (February 19 – March 20): Make sure to get into the holiday spirit of St. Patriks day by wearing all green! 

 

Citations:

https://www.theatlantic.com/business/archive/2014/07/dude-wheres-my-horoscope/374258/