Cheesy Jokes

Cheesy Jokes

Kassidy Brackett, Reporter

Q: What’s a cow’s favorite holiday?

A: Moo Year’s Day!!


Q: What does a ghost say on January 1st?

A: Happy Boo Year!


Q: Not to brag, but I already have a date for New Year’s Eve. Can you guess who it is?

A: It’s December 31st!


Q: My New Year’s resolution is to stop procrastinating.

A: But I’ll wait until tomorrow to start.


Q: Why should you put your new calendar in the freezer?

A: To start off the new year in a cool way.