Q: What’s a cow’s favorite holiday?

A: Moo Year’s Day!!

Q: What does a ghost say on January 1st?

A: Happy Boo Year!

Q: Not to brag, but I already have a date for New Year’s Eve. Can you guess who it is?

A: It’s December 31st!

Q: My New Year’s resolution is to stop procrastinating.

A: But I’ll wait until tomorrow to start.

Q: Why should you put your new calendar in the freezer?

A: To start off the new year in a cool way.

Citations:

https://www.goodhousekeeping.com/holidays/g30082216/best-new-years-jokes/?slide=1

https://www.goodhousekeeping.com/holidays/g30082216/best-new-years-jokes/?slide=27