Q: What do pilgrims learn in school?

A: Pilgrammar!

Q: Why do turkeys gobble?

A: Because they never learned table manners!

Q: What kind of key can’t open doors?

A: A TUR-KEY

Q: What do you call Thanksgiving for selfish people?

A: Thanks-taking.

Q: My family told me to stop telling Thanksgiving jokes

A: But I told them I couldn’t quit “cold turkey.”

Citations:

https://thesimpleparent.com/40-thanksgiving-jokes-for-kids/ 

https://www.goodhousekeeping.com/holidays/thanksgiving-ideas/g22788839/thanksgiving-jokes/?slide=20