Cheesy Jokes October


Reese Watson, In-Hand Layout Editor

Q: Do you know why skeletons are so calm?
A: Because nothing gets under their skin!

Q: How do vampires get around on Halloween?
A: On blood vessels!

Q: Why did the Vampire read The New York Times?
A: He heard it had great circulation!

Q: Why did the headless horseman go into business?
A: He wanted to get ahead in life!

Q: Where does a ghost go on vacation?
A: Mali-boo!

Q: The maker of this product does not want it, the buyer does not use it, and the user does not see it. What is it?
A: A coffin!