Q: Why might a music teacher need a ladder?

A: To reach the high notes!

Q: How do you get straight A’s?

A: By using a ruler!

Q: What’s big and yellow that comes every morning to brighten your mom’s day?

A: A school bus

Q: Why didn’t the sun go to college?

A: Because it already had a million degrees!

Q: What does your computer do for lunch?

A: Has a byte! 

Q: What did the buffalo say at drop off?

A: Bison!

Q:Where do pencils go on vacation?

A: Pencil-vania

Citations:

https://redtri.com/school-jokes-for-kids/slide/2

https://kidsactivitiesblog.com/56216/school-jokes-for-kids/

https://www.mediapost.com/publications/article/310617/the-laughing-emoji-got-it.html