Cheesy Jokes


Reese Watson, Editor

Q: Why might a music teacher need a ladder?

A: To reach the high notes!


Q: How do you get straight A’s?

A: By using a ruler!


Q: What’s big and yellow that comes every morning to brighten your mom’s day?

A: A school bus


Q: Why didn’t the sun go to college?

A: Because it already had a million degrees!


Q: What does your computer do for lunch?

A: Has a byte! 


Q: What did the buffalo say at drop off?

A: Bison!


Q:Where do pencils go on vacation?

A: Pencil-vania