Cheesy Jokes

Reese Watson, Reporter

Q: What is loud, fast, and crunchy?

A: A rocket chip!


Q: What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?

A: R2 detour!


Q: Why did the cookie go to the hospital?

A: Because he felt crummy!


Q: How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A: About a buck an ear!


Q: How does a scientist freshen her breath?

A: With experi-mints!