Q: What is loud, fast, and crunchy?

A: A rocket chip!

Q: What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?

A: R2 detour!

Q: Why did the cookie go to the hospital?

A: Because he felt crummy!

Q: How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A: About a buck an ear!

Q: How does a scientist freshen her breath?

A: With experi-mints!

Cites:

https://www.today.com/parents/29-kid-friendly-jokes-april-fool-s-day-t126165