Q: What kind of bow can’t be tied in March?

A: A rainbow!

Q: What falls in March but never gets hurt?

A: Rain!

Q: Can February March?

A: No, but April May!

Q: Why is everyone so tired on April 1st?

A: Because they’ve just finished a long, 31 day March!

Q: What should you say to the runner in the St. Patrick’s Day marathon?

A: Irish you luck!