Horoscopes

Mira Clayborn and Catherine Omer

Aries (March 21- April 19): It was a Monday morning and you had to get out of bed so you wouldn’t be late for school. While you were lying in bed trying to get yourself up you started to see something move on your ceiling. When you looked closer there was nothing there. That night when you were getting into bed you saw it again. When you touched it it burned you! After finding a pair of gloves you grabbed it and pulled it off the ceiling. While it was in your hand it changed color into a little green lizard. You opened your window and  put it down on the grass. It scurried away leaving a trail of fire behind it!

 

Taurus (April 20- May 20): You’re hungry, so you look for food in the fridge. All you come up with is a container of veggies. They look like they are about to rot, so you throw them away. You dive back into the plaster white fridge looking desperately for something to satisfy your hunger. You keep digging until you’re practically in the fridge, then you push something. It’s a tile that blends in with the back of the fridge. You think it’s just a loose piece – after all this fridge is ancient. You push it one more time, but the back of the fridge starts to move. You stand scared while the fridge caves in and then caves back out. The back of the fridge is open?! It’s just black darkness, but curiosity gets the better of you and you wander in. You’re surrounded in pitch black until the sky illuminates. It’s like a switch just got flipped on. You look up and there it is. Space with everything. The galaxies, stars, and planets. You feel like you’re in a dream and you’re just hovering over nothing. There’s even more – people are driving on roads! You know this isn’t your home, but you can’t pull yourself away from the view…until you wake up.

 

Gemini (May 21- June 20): It was the night before the biggest concert of your life. Of course you weren’t performing, you were just going to watch but still. You could not wait! You called your friends because you guys had to pick out your outfits! After you got off FaceTime you checked your instagram and there was a DM you hadn’t read. When you clicked on it you saw it was from the artists you were going to see in concert. You followed a lot of fan accounts so you figured it was just one of them messing with you. You read it anyway and it said “hey! I know you are going to be at my concert tomorrow and I need some help backstage before and after the show and I picked you to help me. Could you come around 8 tomorrow?” You reread it because it couldn’t be true! In the morning you went to the venue but there was nobody around. Once you found the trailer you knocked and the manager stepped out. He called you in. Best concert of your life!

 

Cancer (June 21- July 22): You had been waiting at their house all day. They were not returning your calls or replying to your texts. You know they saw them because you got the read notification. While you were packing up your things to leave you heard the front door open. They walked into their room and looked at you. “Where were you all day and why weren’t you responding to me,” you choked out. You felt tears welling up in your eyes. They looked back up at you with no emotion. You grabbed your shoes and walked towards the front door. You reached for the handle when they grabbed your arm. You tried to pull away but they held you back and turned you around. “I’m sorry” they said, sounding sincere. “It’s kinda too late for that now” you replied with tears leaking out of your eyes. You looked at each other, crying, and you walked out the door and ran to your car with tears streaming down your cheeks. 

 

Leo (July 23- August 22): On Valentine’s day morning you woke up and on the end of your bed was a box of chocolates from your crush! You eagerly open it up and eat one! The chocolate was rich and gooey. The best chocolate you have ever tasted. The filling was pink and it tasted like strawberries. After a few moments you start to feel like you are floating. You feel all dizzy and grab your phone because you had a sudden urge to text your crush. They text back and ask if you liked your gift! You send a little heart emoji back! You feel so in love and you ask if you can head over to their house. When they say yes you get ready quickly and drive over. You wake up the next morning on their couch and can’t remember anything! You were given a love potion.

 

Virgo (August 23- September 22): You are walking home from a party. It’s cold and dark at night. You see a car flash by and the headlights flash something in the grass. You think it is just a piece of junk, but it starts moving! You start freaking out and think it’s a coyote or bear. You take out your phone and shine it in its direction. You start moving closer with caution until you realize it has a tail with paws and big ears. It’s a puppy! You scoop it up and take it home. Later at the vet you end up adopting him and naming him Norman!

 

Libra (September 23- October 22): On Valentines Day you feel the urge to go on a date. After you text them. You pack a small back with some snacks since you guys will be going up to the mountains. On the drive you guys listen to music, sing, and talk. Once you get to the mountains you find a nice place to sit and have a picnic. You had snacks and drinks surrounded by flowers and the beautiful landscape. You both laid down to take a nap and woke up when it started to get dark. You stayed for a while and looked up at the stars. What a relaxing Valentine’s day date!

 

Scorpio (October 23- November 21): You are biking through the woods. All of the sudden you swerve off trail and run into a ditch. You get up and realize there was a bear blocking your path and starts charging towards you! You start running until you find a road. The bear is still charging at you, so you hail down a car and hop in it. The bear stopped, but that was a close call!

 

Sagittarius (November 22- December 21): It’s Valentine’s Day! You are so excited and put on a cute red dress. You then go get ready for the day. You hear a honk at the door and realize it’s your friends. You dash out of the door and join them. You guys then go to a park and have a cute picnic. You bought each other chocolates and spent the rest of the day hanging out. 

 

Capricorn (December 22- January 19): One morning you woke up to your sibling screaming! They were yelling about snow so you hopped out of bed to look and sure enough huge snowflakes were falling! You got dressed and went to school. The whole day it snowed and snowed very hard. At around 2:45 it was announced that there was too much snow for people to leave their houses so you couldn’t get home. You had to stay the night at school! 

 

Aquarius (January 20- February 18): One morning you opened your door because you heard scratching. When you opened it about 20 cats flooded into your room! You tried to get them to leave and the you hiss at you. They were stuck in your room forever! After a while you found yourself turning into a crazy cat lady and you loved all of your cats! Starburst, Pringles, Autumn, Stripes, George, Sally, Garfield, Petunia, Zeus, Saife, Violet, Rocky, Shakespeare, Fuzzy, Hamlet, John Wick, James Bond, Tom Cruise, Eli, and Zoe!

Pisces (February 19- March 20): One day you decide to go get a plant for your room. You go to the nursery and pick out a big viney plant. When you started to water it the vines started to swirl around. They were growing larger and larger! The plant’s vines started to form legs and it stepped out of its pot! It was reaching and grabbing for you so you started to run! The plant chased you around your house and into your backyard! Your plant had turned into a monster and was trying to get you!