Cheesy Jokes

Reese Watson, Reporter

Q: What is the first month of the year in Transylvania? 

A: Janu-eerie!


Q: How did Jack Frost get to work on New Year’s day?

A: By icicle! 


Q: Who helped Cinderella with her New Year’s resolutions?

A: Her Janufairy Godmother!


Q: What’s for breakfast on really cold January days?

A: Snowflakes!


Q: Where do snowmen put their money?

A: Snowbanks!


Q: What does a gingerbread man put on his bed?

A: A cookie sheet!