Horoscopes

Mira Clayborn, Catherine Omer, and Emma Ortiz

Aries (March 21- April 19): You are out walking around collecting fall leaves when you see one with a hole in the middle. The hole is a perfect circle and has a blue swirling substance in it. When you pick up the leaf and put your finger into the hole and when you pull it out your finger has disappeared. You reach in with your entire hand and then when you pull it out it disappears as well. You realize that the portal makes you invisible. You jump in all the way and come back out and your whole body has gone invisible!

 

Taurus (April 20- May 20): It is the day of Thanksgiving, early in the morning, when you are putting the turkey in the oven. You get the rest of the food prepared. When it’s time to get the turkey out of the oven, the turkey isn’t there anymore! You look around to see what happened, and at the moment, a living turkey runs across your kitchen. You grab the turkey and bring it outside. You tell your family the story at dinner, of course nobody believes you, but at least you have a story to keep forever. 

 

Gemini (May 21- June 20): You start learning about the Thanksgiving story at school and how the pilgrims came to America. After you go to sleep, you wake up in 1621 (the first Thanksgiving). You explore and learn how Thanksgiving came to be a holiday. You go to sleep again and wake up back at your house. From that day on you become a millionaire historian because you tell everybody about the story 100% accurately. 

 

Cancer (June 21- July 22): You were in your kitchen cooking pumpkin pie for Thanksgiving dessert. You put the pie in the oven. The smell permeates your entire house and suddenly you start spinning around and around. You get so dizzy after a while that you have to close your eyes. When you feel a jolt and a sharp pain in your right hip you realize that you must have landed on hard ground. When you open your eyes you are on Mars! You see an alien with 4 eyes looking down at you. He picks you up and walks with you to his house which looks more like a dirt pile to you but inside it is very big and nicely decorated. He feeds you some sort of food but you are not sure what. It tastes delicious and you thank him for his hospitality and ask him how to get back to Earth. He tells you that you will have to use his special space shuttle and once you land back on earth you have to send it back to Mars. He said that the shuttle would know where to go. You thank him again and shoot off into space towards your home!

 

Leo (July 23- August 22): You were all sitting around the dining table ready to eat. Your family went into the kitchen to grab something and you were left at the table. While sitting in your seat you were looking around at all of the food on the table. It all looked delicious! Especially the turkey! You were looking at the turkey when all of a sudden it sat up and started to talk to you! He asked where he was and you said on the dining table about ready to get eaten. He said he couldn’t be eaten because he had stuff to do in his life. You told him that you would help him escape. When your family came back from the kitchen you told them a wild story about how the turkey had run away. He thanked you from under the table and left through the backdoor without anyone noticing!

 

Virgo (August 23- September 22): With the election this month you were watching the news and keeping up with all of the poll very regularly. On election night you were watching the news like always when you started to see a different color on some of the states. There were the normal colors (red and blue) but there was also green! You had created your own party and the color you chose for it was green but you didn’t understand why it was on the map. Then when they announced the candidates they said your name! You were completely in shock and had passed out on the couch. You woke up to your parents screaming your name telling you that you were the new president! Your dream had come true you were President of the United States!

 

Libra (September 23- October 22): You invite your friends over for a movie night. You all indulge in popcorn and candy! You put on a movie and start watching it. All of the sudden the screen goes dark! The lights aren’t working. You and your friends freak out and hear rustling. The back door starts to creak open. A big dark figure enters your house and all of you scream! Then the lights start to flicker and the figure comes closer. You get a flashlight and shine it on the figure. It’s a creepy clown! Wait, that’s a mask? It’s just your older sibling trying to scare you! 

 

Scorpio (October 23- November 21): You and your friends go to a pumpkin patch at night. You find a perfectly round pumpkin. You pick it up and turn it around to see a carved face. You find this odd, but you don’t pay attention. Then all of the sudden,  the face starts to move! The pumpkins start sprouting legs and arms. They are moving! The pumpkin monsters start to surround you and your friends. You are trapped and have to find your way out! 

 

Sagittarius (November 22- December 21): On Thanksgiving Day you get up like always to watch the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade but when you go to the channel it’s not playing. You turn around to ask your parents if it was not happening this year and you find yourself standing in front of the Macy’s! The ending spot of the parade. When you turn to look down the street you see all of the floats coming towards you! It had always been your dream to see the parade and it finally happened! 

 

Capricorn (December 22- January 19): You are sitting in class when all the sudden the classroom door slams open. Men in black suits come up to you. You are confused as all of your classmates look on. They start walking towards you. You are so scared! Then they say you are a royal heir! You faint, but wake up on a private jet on your way to your new home!

 

Aquarius (January 20- February 18): You were walking through a corn maze with your family and the sun started to go down. You kept walking but you were lost in the corn. After hours and hours of looking you guys gave up and fell asleep on the ground. In the morning you woke up on the ground of the corn maze. You guys kept trying to get out but you were stuck in the maze forever. 

Pisces (February 19- March 20): You were messing around in your lab with some different chemicals. You put a purple liquid into a yellow one and the color turned to a green. You did not understand why this happened because you looked up the color wheel and there was no way that those colors could make green. Then you got to thinking. What if this substance that you made was the cure to COVID. You run next door and ask your lab partner if you could test it on one of the COVID bacteria they were working on. You put it on the bacteria and it died immediately! You had found the cure to COVID! Your chemical was sold all around the world and you were famous!