Cheesy Jokes

Reese Watson, Reporter

Q: What kind of key can’t open doors?

A: A tur-key!

Q: What role do green beans play in thanksgiving dinner?

A: The casse-roll!

Q: If April showers bring May flowers, then what do May Flowers bring?

A: Pilgrims!

Q: What is a turkey’s favorite dessert?

A: Peach Gobbler!

Q: What do you wear to a thanksgiving dinner?

A: A har-vest

Q: What do you call the age of a pilgrim?

A: Pilgrim-age!

Q: Why did the turkey cross the road twice?

A: To prove he wasn’t chicken!