Cheesy Jokes

Reese Watson, Reporter

Q: On which day are ghosts most scary?

A: Fright-day!

 

Q: What do spooks with poor eyesight wear?

A: Spook-tacles!

 

Q: How did the vampire race finish?

A: Neck and neck!

 

Q: What do you call two witches that share a room?

A: Broom mates!

 

Q: What kind of coffee does a vampire drink?

A: De-coffin-ated

 

Q: What is a ghost’s favourite bedtime story?

A: Little Boo Peep! 

 

Sources:

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