Cheesy Jokes

Reese Watson, Reporter

Q: On which day are ghosts most scary?

A: Fright-day!


Q: What do spooks with poor eyesight wear?

A: Spook-tacles!


Q: How did the vampire race finish?

A: Neck and neck!


Q: What do you call two witches that share a room?

A: Broom mates!


Q: What kind of coffee does a vampire drink?

A: De-coffin-ated


Q: What is a ghost’s favourite bedtime story?

A: Little Boo Peep!