Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?

A: In case he got a hole in one!

Q: Why do people say “break a leg” when you go on stage?

A: Because every play has a cast!

Q: Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pen?

A: Because it’s pointless!

Q: What did the yoga instructor say when her landlord tried to evict her?

A: Namaste

Q: Why did the mushroom go to the party?

A: Because he was a fungi!

Q: What do sea monsters eat?

A: Fish and Ships!

Q: What’s the best way to burn 1,000 calories?

A: Leave the pizza in the oven!

Q: What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a Bicycle?

A: Attire

Q: What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

A: Reality

Credits:

https://parade.com/965742/parade/corny-jokes/