Q: How do you tell if a vampire is sick?
A: See if he is coffin.
Q: What did the tomato say to the other tomato during a race?
A: Ketchup!
Q: What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
A: A dino-snore.
Q: What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
A: A father-in-law.
Q: What did the corn say when it got a compliment?
A: Aw shucks!
Q: What runs but never goes anywhere?
A: A fridge.
Q: Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
A: If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels.
Q: What do you call an alligator detective?
A: An investi-gator.
Cites – https://www.goodhousekeeping.com/life/entertainment/a41779929/corny-jokes/
