Q: What did the horse say after it tripped?
A: Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t giddy-up!
Q: Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
A: Because the “P” is silent.
Q: What do you call an angry carrot?
A: A steamed veggie.
Q: Where do polar bears keep their money?
A: In a snowbank.
Q: What do you call a pile of cats?
A: A meow-ntain.
Q: Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer?
A: She kept running away from the ball!
Q: What do lawyers wear to court?
A: Lawsuits.
Q: What lights up a soccer stadium?
A: A soccer match.
Cites –
https://www.goodhousekeeping.com/life/entertainment/a41779929/corny-jokes/
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