Q: What is a gas pump’s favorite holiday?
A: April Fuel’s Day!
Q: What kind of shoes do frogs wear when spring comes?
A: Open-toad.
Q: Why can April jump so high?
A: Because it’s spring!
Q: Why don’t eggs play April Fools’ pranks?
A: They might crack each other up.
Q: Why didn’t A and C prank their friend?
A: They just letter B.
Q: Why can’t you trust spring trees?
A: Because they’re shady.
Q: How do birds know how to fly north in the spring?
A: They wing it.
Q: What do bees use to fix their hair?
A: Honeycombs!
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