Cheesy Jokes – December
BY NHI VUONG
Q: What often falls in the winter but never gets hurt?
A: Snow.
Q: Why did the boy only wear one snow boot?
A: There was only a 50% chance of snow.
Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A: Frostbite!
Q: What is it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum?
A: A meltdown.
Q: What is every elf’s favorite type of music?
A: Wrap!
Q: Why do reindeer like Mrs. Claus so much?
A: She sleighs.
Q: Where did the mistletoe go to become famous?
A: Holly-wood.
Q: Why is it getting harder to buy advent calendars?
A: Their days are counted.
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