October – Cheesy Jokes
BY NHI VUONG
Q: How did the skeleton know it was going to rain?
A: He could feel it in his bones.
Q: How do you compliment a pumpkin in October?
A: “You look gourd-geous.”
Q: Why is October the best month to play a joke on a leaf?
A: Because they fall for anything.
Q: Why did the band get back together after September?
A: Because it was Rock-tober!
Q: What’s the best type of joke to tell to an oak tree in October?
A: Acorn-y joke.
Q: What do carved pumpkins celebrate on October 31st?
A: Hollow-een.
Q: What did the monster say when October arrived?
A: “It is boo-tiful outside!”
Q: Why does everyone love October?
A: Because it’s a month that everyone falls for each year.
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