September – Cheesy Jokes
BY NHI VUONG
Q: What is a tree’s least favorite month?
A: Sep-timber!
Q: What did the tree say to autumn?
A: “Leaf me alone.”
Q: Why did the boy keep tripping on September 22?
A: Because it was the beginning of fall.
Q: What do you call a cold day in September?
A: Septem-brrrrr..
Q: What did the leaves say at the end of August?
A: Rake me up when September ends.
Q: What comes at the end of September?
A: The letter R!
Q: What is the longest name in the world?
A: JASON, it takes 5 months to spell it! (July, August, September, October, November.)
Q: What do trees do in September?
A: Turn over to a new leaf.
