Q: Why do birds fly south for New Year’s Eve? 

A: Because it’s too far to walk!

Q: Why should you put your January calendar in the freezer?

A: To start off the New Year in a cool way!

Q: What does a ghost say on January 1st?

A: Happy Boo Year!

Q: What is a cow’s favorite holiday?

A: Moo Years Day! 

Q: I made a New Year’s resolution to stop procrastinating…

A: But I’m going to wait until next year to start!

Q: Dracula passed out at midnight on New Year’s Eve;

A: There was a count down!

Q: An Iphone and a firework were arrested on New Year’s Eve…

A: One was charged, and the other was let off! 

Citations:

https://www.riddlesandanswers.com/tag/october-riddles/#ixzz7d1XJ5rvk

https://www.bluemountain.com/ecards/january-poem/card-3468342