Cheesy Jokes
March 4, 2022
Q: What did one berry say to another berry on Valentine’s day?
A: I love you berry much!
Q: What does a ghost say to his wife on Valentine’s day?
A: You look BOOtiful!
Q: What did the calculator say to the pencil?
A: You can always count on me!
Q: Do skunks celebrate Valentine’s day?
A: Yes, they’re very scent-imental!
Q: What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine’s Day?
A: I’m stuck on you!
Q: What did the paper clip say to the magnet?
A: I find you very attractive!
Citations:
https://www.downtownrochestermn.com/post/feelin-the-love-for-valentines-day-in-downtown-rochester