Q: What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine’s day?

A: I’m stuck on you!

Q: What did one volcano say to the other?

A: I lava you!

Q: What did the cucumber say to the pickle?

A: You mean a great dill to me!

Q: What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine’s Day?

A: Cauliflowers!

Q: What did Robin Hood say to his girlfriend?

A: Sherwood like to be your Valentine!

Q: Who always has a date on Valentine’s Day?

A: A calendar!

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