Q: What did Santa Clause say when he crashed his sleigh?
A: Well, now I’m really Scrooged!
Q: What do elves do after school?
A: Their gnome work!
Q: What kind of ball doesn’t bounce?
A: A snowball!
Q: What do snowmen like to do duringduringt the weekend?
A: Just chill out!
Q: What does the gingerbread man put on his bed?
A: Cookie sheets!
Q: What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
A: Frosted flakes!